"Oh my god, look at that cat! Everybody, stop what you're doing. Hold it!" -- RDJ
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——Favorite Music Videos: Ride - Lana Del Rey
“I hear the birds on the summer breeze, I drive fast, I am alone at midnight, been trying hard not to get into trouble, but I, I’ve got a war in my mind. So, I just ride.”
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Fresh Cooking

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girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:
- a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
- a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does
you can do this girl
be as resilient as your vagina
shine bright like vagina
such a nice message
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my future baby
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GROW DINOSAURS
We literally have an entire trilogy of movies that explain why that is a bad idea.
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Mr. Leto,
You should have kicked her in the face.
Sincerely, Echelon.
Really, really what were you expecting hto make love with him on stage?! Thats not a fan that is rude -.-
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